When you’re a witch shopping for your friends and family, no matter what they asked for:
you get a crystal!
you get a jar of herbs!
you get a feather!
you get an oracle deck!
you get an aura spray!
you get another crystal!
Image description: photo of Oprah in a red suit. She’s holding a microphone looking pumped up in front of her audience.
The world right now:
Crystal Sellers:
Anyone wanna buy some crystals?
Image description: one half of the photo is a city on fire, the other half is of Will Ferrell hollering.
Oldie but goodie😉
My face walking around the crystal shop
Image description: 2 different photos of Agate stones that almost seem to have eyes and a mouth, expressing wonder and amusement; which is basically the ultimate facial expression of anyone that has ever walked into a crystal shop for the first time.
Believe it or not, people are still buying crystals during Covid-19. People are still buying things in general because they’re home a lot more. Anyways, I hope everybody’s hanging in there. Enjoy these memes.
If you’re the creator of any of these memes, please leave a comment so I can credit you. Thanks!
